ahoy...chips ahoy.
Just finished watching Manay po this afternoon. In fairness with the movie, it was bloody brilliant. And since when did I become a movie critic and a bloody English?! Hekhek… the movie was normal and so was the viewers except for one doubtfully homo sapien. The guy was laughing so hard he must had laughed his lungs out which is I know morally incorrect cause he was actually laughing all his organs out… common brother, cant your laugh be any softer?! I mean, he was laughing so hard like he was the only one who’s watching the damn film. And his laugh was hardly true…in other words honey, SO FAKE! I know the movie was hilarious but it’s not so hilarious to laugh that way! If you were there, you would want to slap him, or worse, you would want to inject an HIV virus right on his face just to shut his ass off. And im so rude and brutal and gory.. sorry…
Pls don’t touch me. don’t come close to me… (who the hell would want to do that?!) PDA is one of the reasons for my relationship fright. No room for huggin and kissin on public place..especially in school… And u can still back out honey..=]
And for the hardcore PDAers…here’s one Blair bitchy poem for you.
PLEASE, GET A ROOM
It’s always good to know a friend
Has finally found the one,
And so we’re here to check him out
And have a night of fun.
I see he’s quite affectionate
Well, that’s charming trait
But could you unlock lips for a while?
I’m sure that stuff can wait.
I must inform you, no one wants
To see you making out
It’s bad enough you’re sloppy…
It’s worse that you’re both stout!
So quit the porn audition, cos
You guys just don’t look hot.
If you were gorgeous, maybe,
But you see.. you’re kind of..not.
Hey look, we know that you’re in love,
It’s obvious from your bloom
But do the world a favor, guys,
And please…just get a room.
Its not my lost..its yours.. the motto of those who were left or about be alone… sad to say it’s my current motto..haha! congrats saken!
the truth behind all these lies is: i love asebastian so much...
huhu..
namimiss ko na talaga siya....waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
i still want to have your glasses...huhuh....bakeeeet!!! saaakkkeeet dung!!! puso ko!!! haha! arte..=] akting workshof...=] mabuhay!
esteee!!! miss ko na kayo!!! huhuhuh!!!
kuku..kru kru..haha!
A lot of people had already given their perception about love.
Love is such a weird feeling of choice, for me. You choose who’ll stay and who’ll leave, which is one helluva sad cause someone have to be the loser, someone who will leave..someone who can never be a hero but always a zero…
It’s my lola’s birthday today… I say she’s one of the coolest lola on earth cause she is an addict. The gurl, hold on, should I say gurl?! Hakhak..the woman who never ran out of tobacco in her mouth. She started young cause the doctor required her to, that is according to her. Uh..ok… I believe her…who wouldn’t?! hehe. When she still lives with us here in manila, she would ask us to go to bed by 7, not to use the fone at night and forbid lotsa crazy things youngster should be enjoying. one strict lola isn’t she? I enjoyed to have her here in manila though…and im so happy she is my lola… LOLA! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Painom naman jan! hehe..as if nababasa niya..=] haha!
hey arnold!
who is the poge in the window?! hehe..in fairness tagal tagal na ng kartun na ito pero ngaun ko lng siya nadiskobre..=]
haha..
ang pinakapoge sa balat ng neighborhood...
if only Arnold is real...
if only i could have Arnold forever...
i love you football head...
let me be Helga!
wahkhahahhahaha!
biatch...=]
the Blair Bitch return
good book....
NOUVEAU RICH BITCH
it takes a certain caliber
of person to achieve
the kind of bitchy status
people see fit to believe
im sorry, you dont make the grade
you'll never be a bitch
for one, you're not that witty
number two, you're nouveau rich
you cant make caustic comments
and expect them to ring tru
when the person that you criticize
is better dressed than you
and if you're planning to attempt
and dry and subtle wit
then brush up on the diction first
or else admit "defitt"
you see, its very simple dear
a bitch should have it all
and there are tings, like breeding
that you cant buy at the mall
so give it up while you're ahead
your efforts make me scoff
you try too hard, just stop before
you really piss me off...
hahha! bagay saken...hahah! nakakatuwa yung book na toh..=]
shit
this is too much....
f.u.c.k you and your bitch...magsama kayo...ur hurting my mom......................
happy mother's day mom
shit.
pesteng araw...dahil lang sa isang taong lasinggero...na hindi kayang panindigan pananalita niya..leche! naiinis talaga ako sa mga lassingero!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! ako naman nainom ako pero hindi ako yung tipong mag iiskandalo...ang tahimik na ng buhay(well,, not really pero parang ganun) tas mauungkat nanaman tong issue na toh! na walang kwenta! peste! shox...naiiyak ako para kay mama... sana tantanan na kame..sana makagraduate nako...syet! sana intern nako!!! sana makalayas na kame ni mama dito sa lugar na toh!!!
God..bless my mom...ok lng na wag niyo na ako ibless...ibigay Niyo na lng lahat ng blessing sa mama ko... keep us strong...
i hate this shit so much
sos
Two days ago, I met this guy i call PISKRAKER. Ok. I am being public plus biatchy here but it doesn’t matter. I am writing this thing so I wont forget those days for the rest of my life(ewww..what the?). he was super nice, super everything, in short too good to be true… yes, indeed, there was something wrong about him. But he left with notice though, which is kinda cool. What’s tighter about the supposed to be thing was that he made me realize that I CAN forget some certain people that had been part of me…(ladadilalalala…)
Another promise… and im not hoping that it will happen. All I know is that he came and suddenly left. He came to prove me something. He left to make me think about it…i guess? We are both looking for ourselves at the moment. Hope he find his soon… as for me, I’m ok being lost.
Dear you,
All the things I’ve said were true… ill miss you…
I am not really frustrated of what happened, just a bit..haha! Just kiddin..=] ayun..it brings me back to one Wednesday morning when I was washing the clothes and my hands were really soring(formerly soaring..thanks to ivan..soar!!! SKYLIGHT PIGEON FLY!!!!) to death.(I really love Wednesdays, its like a full moon to me)I thought of the things that might happen to me if I don’t marry but I ended up thinking of alternatives I had all along ever since birth.
Alternative for a boyfriend:
- Family
- Friends, best friend
- Classmates
- Relatives
- Tv
- Bed
- Malls
- Movies
- Timezone
Alternatives for the future:
If not a man..why not marry these?
- Washing machine with a dryer of course.
- Rice cooker?
- This one is better, have a restaurant of your own.
- Own a telephone company.
- Own one helluva big house!
- Adopt all your relatives.
And live happily ever after.
It takes two to tango…
Sorry, hindi ako nagtatango..step ba yan?!
Hehehhehe..=]
good morning monet
Have you ever had that feeling of letting go and something, someone, some whatever stopped you from doing it? Its like waking up one sunny morning and it occurs to you that you’ve had enough and you want to end it that moment and suddenly it rains and he the he called, asking you to give it a try one more time.I’ve waited for this day long enough to be stopped…punyeta! Sino asa banyo!!! Ang tagal!!! Kanina pa siya asa loob! Pakiusap!!! Bente minutos mo ba naman antayin?! Mga walang pakundangan! At eto pa matindi..kinailangan kong madaliin dahil sa may gagamit pang iba ng banyo..kamusta naman yun?!(mariel?) kamusta naman sa bente minutos kong pag aantay at pagpipigil eh hindi pa ako nakuntento dahil may mga kapatid akong papasok sa trabaho at ayaw nilang malate..kamusta naman talaga yun…
Eto tip ko..wag iinom ng Dulcolax sa gabi kung alam niyong me gagamit ng banyo sa umaga… mas maganda…wag na kayong uminom! Istorbo! Rereklamuhan ka pa ng mga taong gagamit pag pasok nila sa banyo! Kasalan mo pa! Wahahhahah!
Good morning monet..=]
Sugod!
Our street is the only street in the whole baranggay who don’t have any bandiritas hanged. It sucks cause the captain lives in this street and also a kagawad but they, public servants, failed to decorate the street for fiesta, which is yesterday.i didn’t even feel the aura of fiesta. All I did all day was watch tv, sleep*as usual*, eat*the pancit wasn’t that yummy* and look for an open water refilling station. Maybe the other palanan people had a blast during yesterday. But me I hadn’t.The only best thing about yesterday was that I’ve learned how to let go and move on. Freaking phrase. But gurls should now how to. And what I hate about blogging is that I always end up getting emotional and I suck in it.
You’ve always been possessed… you evil git.
an early fumigation
I was buzzin the whole night last night… bonifacio aka bonie, aries, maricar and me drank empe last night at aries’ apartment. I was the tanggera at beginning of the session but I had to give it up cause I was enjoying my conversation with aris and cynch. And another thing, when I was the tanggera we drank half of long neck in 2 rounds. Hows is that for amateurs?! Haha! Except for aries, of course..cause he is one heluva sangger…=] an alcohol addict…
What I hate about drinking alcohol is not the buzz it gives its drinker but the asthmatic feeling.. I just had it last night..and we had to buy salbutamol at the nearest Mercury drug, which kinda suck cause it was almost half a kilometer walk. We met stann, another friend of ours, after that walk.the session didn’t last that long cause my bro had to fetch me and marie.
I wasn’t able to sleep well. One, because my mom was snoring so loud. You should have heard her; it’s like a nightmare. Two, because I wasn’t really breathing normally. I cant figure out why..maybe I had an asthma..or maybe just an allergy cause I ate food with onion last night… hell.. all I know is it was the worst buzzed night ever! Three, I am afraid that if I fell asleep, I might die. I don’t wanna die drunk!
so..i promised to myself that I wont ever ever ever drink alcohol again!!!
And…it will be another history…
