Saturday, July 07, 2007

culture shock!

The worst feeling must be the feeling of being watched, by some anonymous medical technology intern, as you collect your urine. It’s like hating your mom watch you pee, when all your pubs are growing bushier, but worse.

I’ve been observing 1st year students at the drug testing room fro the past 3 days but today was way different. The past 3 days’ style was to slightly open the restroom’s door for me to observe if the students were really collecting their urine. Today, my staff required me to open the door wider and to directly observe the students pee… and it spelled: take-a-look-at-me-as-i-take-off-my-panty-and-pee… my most awkward feeling ever… I felt I was a total tomboy then at the same time disgusted. Well, disgusted at first but felt sorry for the students afterwards. Most of them didn’t know what to do. They kept asking me how to collect it, how to do the pose, how to.. A lot of how to. And as what I have observed, they were really clueless, as if it’s their first time to use a toilet. A lot of them peed on the floor thus after a day of pain in the ass aromatic smell I command all of the students not to please pee on the floor but some still did… poor me…

The demand of toilet paper was high because their urine was in every side of the bottle though it really had no sides at all.. others had their period where they end up collecting their own menstrual blood. Some looked so blank sitting on the toilet for almost 10 minutes, concentrating, calling all the known powers just to help them pee.

Somebody help them… if only I can.. if only I can pee for all of them.. then I woudnt have to watch them all pee… its so fun to be a medical technologist… woooooah!!!

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